Dun Dun Dun!
And so…it began. The search for imminent (supposedly) creative genius! It was time to strap on the latex gloves, your grandma’s strawberry apron, and the googly goggles. Step 1 (of my impending world domination): Start a blog, very important for the collection of minions. Step 2: Collect ze minions. Hopefully they’re not allergic to cats. Step 3: Lead minions in the creation of a publishing company (which is obviously just a ruse for more evil plans ). Step 4: Achieve J.K Rowling status, and get/steal the Nobel prize. Step 5: Now that fame have been achieved, use minions as army for world domination. Step 6: World domination complete. Reward yourself with a cookie.